Think of the Poor Mistresses????

Saw an interview the other day with the Tatooed skank that outed Jesse James as a cheater.  She swears she's "not a homewreaker" and that she thought he was "a separted" man???  Yeah right bitch.  You know who he is, and you know who he is married to.  She then went on to lament that "why does everyone get mad at the mistress.." Gee stupid, could be because you are sleeping with a married man and ruining a marriage and a life.   I'm not saying she's to blame...no no no...Jesse James is to blame as well.   Why are women so easily fooled by married guys?  It should be obvious to you he's married.  Here are a few signs:
1. He doesn't care if he crashes and burns while talking to you.  He's way too confident for that.  A good sign he's married.
2. White tan mark on his left hand where a ring should be...hmmmm what could have been there?
3. Doesn't focus on you, always looking around. 
4. Is a public figure who is constantly on TV/in the papers, etc.......also a famous guy who is always seen in the company of a woman identified AS HIS WIFE!!!!

Idiots.....married guys aren't that sly.   We have forgotten how to be.....why remember a skill that you no longer need.  Seriously, this is why it takes guys a bit to get back in the game when they get divorced or their Wife dies.   Married guys have "that look".  Single guys have a different look.   If you ladies can't tell by now, then you all need to get a clue.

I should write a book about this stuff...... ;)

Is it just Me?

Is it just me, or is the rest of the world tired of Tiger Woods apologizing every other week on TV?  Seriously Dude, STFU and just go play some golf or whatever.   You gave a totally insincere apology for cheating on your Wife, then you give another one for getting pissed off at hecklers at the Masters at Augusta (Cinderella Boy...out of nowhere...here at Augusta.....I know...too much Caddyshack).  What did you expect Dumbass?  You cheated on your Wife with 4,000 women and you expect folks to just pat you on the back and say "Way to go...".   Gene Simmons has been lauded for sleeping with a crapload of women, but he did that before he was married, not while he was married.   You don't get the same applause dude.  You are a cheating scum, deal with it.  Oh and Jesse James, that skank you cheated on Sandra Bullock with...WTF were you thinking Dude?  She's a freaking beast!   Stupid stupid people.   Have you noticed that the new trend when a man gets caught cheating is to claim they are "sex addicts" and check themselves into rehab?  I believe there are actual sex addicts out there, but I don't think Tiger and Jesse are one of those folks.  Sorry boys, you are scum that got caught cheating.  You weren't so worried about your "problem" until you got caught.   I need to open one of these clinics.  Someone is making a mint on these schmucks and I want in on it.  Hi, welcome to Steve's Clinic, that will be 50,000 dollars....thank you.  Yes you are a sex addict.  Why didn't I think of that...

It boggles my mind how many people still support Sorehead Failin even after all the crap about her that constantly comes out.  Every other freaking week.  She's a liar, a cheat, sneaky, underhanded and an absolute lunatic yet hoards of mouth-breathing, White, Rednecks flock to her side.  Just don't get it.

Faux News just needs to die in a fire.  Seriously, someone set their offices ablaze please?  Oh wait, I think Homeland Security might get on me for that comment.   It's like someone has given them an enema and the crap just flows non-stop!!  Bloomberg, you sir are an asshole.  Just saying.

Saw an interesting bit of trivia on Faux News the other day.  It seems that most Teabaggers are Trailer Trash Republicans and Rich, White, Republicans.  Gee...you think?

Is it just me, or should we give that Father that punched the crap out of a Westboro Baptist member at his Son's funeral for spewing their hatred a medal?  I believe in Free Speech, but this shit is out of hand.  Even Anti-War protestors don't protest at Soldier's funerals.   Only these fucktards.  Fred Phelps and his "congregation" need to die in a fire.   If that comment spurs someone on to act, I won't be sorry.  Thank God for the Patriot Guard.  These are Motorcyclists that park their bikes in front of these Douchebags and block their view of the funeral and pretty much keep them from causing a ruckus. 

I love this comment....too bad I don't live in his district...

"Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen is getting national attention after what he said about the group.

The Democrat said the Tea Party, "without hoods and robes," has shown an angry, hardcore side of America that's against diversity."

Hell Yes!!!  Thank you Brother and Amen!!!  It's good to see pockets of rational thought out here in the South.   The Teabaggers have gone from "angry citizens" to Right Wing Nut Jobs.   They love to carry signs that say "America Wake Up"....um lunatic fringe, we already have.

A Few Recent Observations

Click on the title of this entry for the full story on the movement to have McDonald's retire Ronald.  Yep, apparently Ronald is "The Devil" and a big reason for childhood obesity.  Okay, so a Clown that a chain of restaurants have been using for decades now to give their facilities a Family Friendly atmosphere is apparently making children fat.  Really?????  Let's see, I'm a chubby adult, but I wasn't a fat kid.  I ate McD's and all the others, but not all the time.   I think the real reason for the ever fattening up of our children is the expense to eat healthy.  Seriously, have you ever tried to shop for healthier foods????  Shit's expensive!!!!  I was discussing this with one of the guys that works at our local YMCA.  Healthy food=huge expense.  Unhealthy food (our example was Hamburger Helper) 50 cents...... Higher cost, but you live longer, or cheap and death?   Today's families are very busy.  Lot's of multi-tasking going on and folks need to eat.  Unfortunately, most chain restaurants kill you with the portions and the fat and calories.   Also the prices.  I love me some Olive Garden, but it's salty, fatty and expensive!   Hey Mr. Ranter, it's chicken mostly....oh yes Dear Reader you are correct.  It is Chicken mostly.  Chicken in a cream sauce, heavily salted!!!!  More of these chains need to be like Applebee's.  They have a whole Weight Watchers section with the point value of the entrees laid out.  They also have their under 550 calorie dishes.  Their prices are decent as well.   I don't think it's Ronald making kids fat; I think it's a generation of lazy ass kids with parents too exhausted to force them to get off their asses, put the game controller down, and go the hell outside and play! 

I saw an ad on Faux News the other night...no I don't watch it at home, it's always on one of the TV's at the Y.  I mean it is the South and all......about Sorehead Failin's new show "Real American Stories" or some "Patriotic" blow red white and blue sunshine up your ass name like that.  Anyway, the guests on the show included Toby Keith...gee now surprise there....and LL Cool J.  I paused thinking to myself "Really??? LL???"  Come to find out Sorehead was going to use an interview he did two years ago and re-show it.  LL's people made a statement saying he would not be appearing on her show, nor had he been asked.  Apparently Toby Keith's appearance is going to be a rebroadcast of an interview he did last year.  His people have made a statement as well.   Gee Sorehead, you have to stoop to rebroadcasting other people's interviews and claiming them as "guests" on your show why?  Oh that's right, no one is going to watch the damn show anyway....you've got to get the asses in the seats somehow huh Dumbass.   Keep trying Sorehead....the Real Americans see through your bullshit.   Here's hoping the Teabagger express derails with her on it.....