Thursday, December 17, 2009

More Christmas Buzzkill by concerned Dumbasses.

So a news blurb I heard walking out the door this morning stated and I quote "His belly jiggled like a bowl full of jelly....Is Santa Claus' lifestyle giving the wrong impression to our kids?".....I paused at the door, shook my head, and kept walking to the car.  Not sure who/whom the jackass/jackasses are that prompted this whole line of questioning?  Whomever you are, I have one thing to say to you....."Shut the Fuck Up!!"  Buzzkill, politically correct, assholes just need to shut up right now.   Do you want to know what is giving the wrong impression to our kids?  Their damn sorry excuses for parents, that's who.   If Jr. is fat, it's probably because Mom and Dad are heifers.  If you shove shit down his throat all day you will get an unhealthy child.  Garbage in, garbage out.  Kids don't want to be fat, trust me on this.  Other kids are cruel and will make fun of them and no kid wants that.  Tell Jr...."hey if you don't get off your ass and go out and play you will get fat and the other kids will make fun of you" then Jr. will get off his ass and go play.   Or perhaps be a parent and tell Jr. "I'm sorry, only an hour of video games after school then it's outside for you to play." or get Jr. a Wii and Wii Fit so he has to get up off the couch and be active.  And for God's sake do yourself a favor and eat better crap and give it to Jr so he won't be unhealthy.

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