XENU??? Who's that????

Hopefully you clicked on the Wikipedia link. If you haven't, well here goes....XENU is L. Ron Hubbard's "Satan". The foil to his being the "God" of $cientology. As a hack Sci Fi writer, he came up with this lame story about an alien Overlord who brought billions of people to Earth, threw them in volcanoes, threw in a Hydrogen Bomb and blew them up. Oh yeah, he collected their "Thetans" or Souls as we normal people would call them and put them into boxes, took them to a Cineplex and forced them to watch movies for 3 days......... WTF?????? I kid you not. This is what the Cult of Scamatology believes. Of course when you first join you aren't told this stuff. This is revealed to you after 5 years and 50,000+ dollars. They say you've reached OT III level....apparently Tom Cruise is an VIII or something..... The story continues that XENU was trapped in a mountain cave by his Loyal Officers and there is a force field keeping him there powered by and eternal battery. The wonderful Matt Stone and Trey Parker decided to make a South Park episode that reveals this myth and pokes fun (Lord Knows Cruise likes getting poked) at Scamatology and Cruise. Since they know Scamatology likes to sue, they had everyone's name in the credits as John Smith or Jane Smith. Someone ran with this and created a website (link in the links section) for the First Church of XENU. A site for people to "worship" the enemy of Scamatology (as a joke of course) but also as a way of educating people of this Cult that our stupid Government has given "Church" status too......I always knew these guys were freaks, but not how big of freaks.......