So I guess it will no longer be feasible to make comedies anymore because no matter how harmless of a remark you make...someone's going to be pissed off. Just read an article where folks that have children adopted from China are pissed off at a snarky remark the lead character in the movie "Juno" makes to a couple hoping to adopt her unborn child. The remark is basically "you should go to China and adopt your child....I mean they give them away there like free ipods or something..." In the context of the movie it's a teens reaction to something she really doesn't want to do; give up her child for adoption. But yet people are getting pissed off saying "oh that's not true...China is very strict about their adoption policies..." STFU!!!!! Morons......get the hint......IT'S A FREAKING JOKE!!!! K???? Let's not get our panties in a bunch here......Jesus!!! So what's next....we get pissed off at Letterman and Leno for making lead paint in Chinese made toy jokes?????? And now these moronic groups out there who want to bubblewrap and foam pad our Children to death are pissed off at Miley Cyrus and her Dad for a scene in their concert movie where they are riding in the back of a vehicle without seatbelts.....ZOMGBBGWTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! Stop the presses!!!! Let's see....the Girl is a great role model for kids her age. She's clean cut, talented, you don't see her running around showing off parts of herself that should be covered up....she's not in rehab....not screwing some new guy every other second....doesn't have a sex tape on YouTube......not shaving her head and running over paparazzi.....no she and her Dad didn't wear a freaking seatbelt in a Movie..........Holy Crap let's string her up now......
The only solution? Nuke the planet from orbit it's the only way to be sure....
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I'm offended that you were offended by the other people who were offended by the non-offensive comment!
And be careful, someone at the Pentagon might be offended by your final offensive comment. Put it in qoutes bro. Not everyone will get the Aliens reference...hehe.
Hey man...it's like when I talk on my cellphone I like to say "kill the President" out of the blue for no apparent reason.....
It gives those listeners at Langley something to do....
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