Leverage just wrapped up it's winter season and will be back in the summer. If you aren't watching this show, why? Damages is back as well, and this season the big case is ripped from the headlines. Great shows both, I highly suggest checking them out.
In the category of "How not to sell stuff to people" we find CVS Pharmacies. They have this new spokesperson, a white haired Grandma who is pitching their products. Okay, little old ladies have been used before to good effect (The Wendy's "Where's the Beef" lady comes to mind) but this one isn't working for me. Frankly she scares me. She looks like that grumpy old bitch that lived down the street from you when you were a kid. You know, the one that personified the grumpy old person mantle. "Get off my lawn" would be heard alot. All her lights were off on Halloween and she never gave out anything. The new spokesperson also reminds me of that ancient Substitute teacher that you'd get no matter what grade you were in. You need to find a nicer Grandma figure CVS.
In the category of "They are so mean to me.." comes the darling of the GOP Sorehead Failin' and her newest bout of outrage and something she thinks is aimed at her. Okay, this one did make a reference to "my Mother is a former Governer of Alaska", but still. Apparently the show "Family Guy" (one of the non-funniest shows on TV) had a character that was "special" that had become the love interest of Chris, one of the characters on the show. She talked about herself and mentioned the above line regarding her mother's past. Now Failin' has a Down Syndrome Child, but the child is an infant and a male. It's also probably her oldest slut's...I mean daughter's child but I digress. (That's right GOP, you have your "he's a Kenyan not an American" and we have our "That's not her child that's her Grandchild".) I got news for you Sorehead:
A. Family Guy has humor as tasteless and biting as South Park (although South Park is just damn funny in comparison.). Family Guy often illicits that "Oh No they didn't?" response.
B. You are now employed by Fox. Fox produces Family Guy, airs the show and makes a mint off of the advertising and marketing from the show. In other words, you are pissing in your own Cheerios dumb ass.
Oh Lord, please make this stupid Bitch go away.....
Hey at least Joe the Plumber has finally admitted he was a tool.......
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