I just had to put this one here because my Co-Worker (the one who pointed out the safety manual statement about not having to do CPR on a decapitated person) and I got a huge laugh out of it. I just bought a pack of Carefree Sugar Free Bubble gum from the vending machine. On the label was the following statement:
Original Bubble Gum
Sugar Free
Not for weight control.
What?????? You mean I'm not going to lose weight if I chew this gum???? Dammit!!!! I'm suing.... Honestly; was that necessary? Is there a human being out there who thinks that gum is sugar free so you won't get fat?????? Gum is sugar free so you don't get cavities!!!!
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